Billysky is addicted to boxes; in particular, boxes she barely fits in anymore.
I said, “Billysky there are plenty of boxes just for you that you actually fit in.”
She said, “Oh so now we’re judging. Well I might like boxes, but you stay up way too late on work nights. I’m tired.”
By the way, this story isn’t really true. She’s a cat. All she said back to me was, “Meow.”